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I’m a screw up. And I plan to be a screw up until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties.


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a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

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Nothing is ever fulfilled until the very end and closure… No. Nothing is ever over.

Nothing is ever fulfilled until the very end and closure… No. Nothing is ever over.


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I think human consciousness was a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labour under the illusion of having a self, this accretion of sensory experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody when, in fact, everybody’s nobody. 

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20boxedfriends:

Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Co-Conspirators. by M-Spencer

20boxedfriends:

Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Co-Conspirators. by M-Spencer


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Four Tet

depresseddjs:

Four Tet


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save me, barry! turned 3 today!

save me, barry! turned 3 today!


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in Orange Is The New Black fandom, we don’t say ‘I love you’, we say ‘i threw my pie for you’, which means ‘you’re my wife now, and if you leave me i’ll pee on your floor’ and I think that’s beautiful